How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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