Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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