What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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