I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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