did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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