The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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