Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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