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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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