But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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