So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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