the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
only you would photoshop your dick
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
