nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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