I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
people are starting to question the shark bite story
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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