You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
i've created a new STD.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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