rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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