All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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