I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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