fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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