I need to stop coming to work sober
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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