So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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