ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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