Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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