I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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