He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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