He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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