You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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