Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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