ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
He felt like a one man threesome
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
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