this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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