drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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