Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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