Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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