is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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