He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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