Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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