I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
So gin and wine won't be happening again
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
