I'm going to jail i love you
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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