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Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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