so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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