Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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