chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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