So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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