Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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