It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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