Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
operation harelip BJ is a go
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Randomize
