is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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