Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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