Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
Randomize
