To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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