Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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