I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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