Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
You took a bar mat shot.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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